Not Another Porn Movie – Joanna Angel
The Hype
From box cover: …Not Another Porn Movie brings you all your fave cliche’ porn characters…the pizza guy, the naughty nurse, the slutty secretary, the unforgettable porno soundtrack…It’s a parody of every other porno you’ve ever seen…just a lot funnier.
What You’re In For
This is Joanna Angel’s parody of making a porn movie that features famous cheesy porn characters played by alternative, punk beauties, really laying the cheese on thick. The movie contains 4 hetero sex scenes and 1 lesbian scene featuring the punk goddess, Joanna. You’ll encounter vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, blow jobs (some of the gagging, rougher type), deep throating, facials, man on lady cunnilingus, lady on lady cunnilingus, vaginal penetration with dildos, fingers, butt plugs, male masturbation, strip tease, hair pulling, double penetration, boob slappin’ and dirty talk.
What I Liked
As you can probably tell from the various reviews on this site, I enjoy a lot of different porn. I’m not just into one thing, at least not any more and one thing I enjoy is laughing while watching porn. Not Another Porn Movie is funny, really funny and some parts even made me and my husband laugh our asses off. The actors do a fine job at cheesing it up for the camera in rather low-budget looking sets which make this parody successful. Plus the sex scenes really got me and hubby hot, so it provided all the elements.
Favorite / Hottest Sex Scene
Hands down the 2nd scene, the cable guy scene, with James Deen and Pixie Pearl got me the hottest and my panties the most wet. After the opening of the scene made me laugh pretty hard, the sex was rockin! The action gets started with James and Pixie making out on the couch. Now I’m a huge fan of kissing and a if a couple, be it actors or real people, look really into and seem to be getting off on it, I LOVE it. So they’re makin out pretty heavy, James Deen pulls Pixie’s panties to the side and starts teasing her naughty bits while Pixie grabs James’ cock out of his pants to give him a good strokin. They look totally into each other making the whole thing even more exciting; plus they’re hot when they have sex. James Deen has this low toned dirty talk that was really turning me on. I didn’t get every word, but it was so arousing. Pixie has this moan that made me want to touch myself even more and when she spread her legs open real wide on the couch and begged James to, “Please fuck me in the ass. I love it in the ass” I almost came all over myself. Overall, it was a very intimate, hot scene with dirty, naughty sex and some filthy talk to boot, my kind of scene!
2nd Hottest Scene
Most people that know me say I’m really a lesbian at heart and when two punk ladies as hot as Joanna Angel and January Darling get it on, then I’m getting it on with myself or whoever’s in the room with me. The scene starts out simply with January giving Joanna a back massage which turns totally naughty, while Tommy Pistol is watching and jerking off in the background. They’re really into each other and all I can say is that Joanna just violates January; it was hot! Joanna always looks like she’s genuinely enjoying herself during sex which is something I find extremely sexy. She’s a dirty talker and she’s not afraid to ask for what she wants. A highlight of the scene is when January DP’s Joanna with a butt plug in her ass and fucks her vagina with a dildo. Joanna loves every minute of it and so did my husband and I.
Pleasantly Surprising Bit
In the last scene, Joanna and James Deen, playing the tow truck driver (well, sort of) are gettin it on outside on his tow truck. The camera’s got a nice shot underneath and while James is banging while standing up and holding her against the truck, she squirts…and she squirsts A LOT! Yay!
Funny Bits
There’s too many funny moments to mention in this movie, but I have selected a couple to share here. I hope they translate well in the written word, if not, I apologize, the shit is funny when you watch it.
Every cheesy porno has cheesy porn music, so it should be no surprise that Not Another Porn Movie contains that cheesy porn music. However, the way the music is delivered is genius. Joanna hired a 3-piece jazz band, donning those tuxedo t-shirts, to play in the background during the sex scenes. They usually start to play, right on cue, after the clever porno dialouge is said and the sex begins. They’re incorporated in many different parts of the movie and enhance the parody experience.
In Scene 4, Tommy Pistol portrays a very funny, corny sick patient being treated with lots of hot sex by naughty nurse, Jade Jolie on a hospital bed. It’s later on in the scene and Tommy’s been banging the ever loving bejesus out of Jade. I’ll try to give you a visual, he’s standing on the floor next to and facing the bed, while she’s lying face down across the bed with one leg hanging off and ass in the air so he can easily bang her naughty bits. Things are getting hot and heavy and all of a sudden, he reaches over and starts grabbing props that are near them, incorporating them into sex. So he’s banging away and he grabs a jumbo, plastic, toy syringe starts to put it in her mouth while, still banging away, and saying, “I’m not a doctor, I shouldn’t have this.” Then still banging her, he grabs what looks like one of those urine sample cups off the nightstand, goes to sip it, while still banging and says, “Is this mine? That’s not mine, you’re silly.” At this point Jade is hysterical laughing and the antics continue. I don’t want to ruin it all for you, but it’s Tommy Pistol at his comedic best.
Bit I Could Do Without
It’s an extra feature, an audio commentary. When I first saw that, I thought it might be Joanna Angel talking about the movie, but it’s not. It’s the one thing I couldn’t stay tuned in for. It didn’t sound like a real commentary, but more of a tongue in cheek kind of thing and while the funny stuff worked in the movie, it didn’t do a whole lot for me in the commentary.
Best Extras
Extra footage during credits, the Behind the Scenes and Twenty Something Questions
Overall Thoughts of Not Another Porn Movie
I’ve had Not Another Porn Movie for quite a while now and it’s the one adult movie that my husband and I have watched over and over again. That’s saying a lot because I have a ton of porn that I need to watch for review and I like to review my porn when I’m living my normal life, like you all, and watch when I want to be naughty. So for me to skip the piles of movies I have to grab this one over and over again, that shows it’s something we really enjoy. It has all the elements, a cast that’s good at cheesy porn acting, a good storyline, clever writing, clever comedic touches and most importantly hot sex! The sex looks fun and the actors look like they’re genuinely into it, rather than a it being put on or overly directed. It’s an arousing, funny porn and even though I’m not normally attracted to the tattooed and pieced up alternative ladies, I found these punk beauties hot to watch. I’ve seen other ‘making a porno’ parody type movies and Joanna has so far done the best. So if you don’t take your porn too seriously and are looking for something featuring alternative looking stars, hot, naughty sex and enjoy getting a little laugh on, this movie’s definitely one you shouldn’t miss.
Running Time: Approx: 2 1/2 hours
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