This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX
I’m not a fan of the Ghost Hunters Show on Syfy
For the most part, it’s tedious because nothing happens and even when something does, the viewers can’t really see it or it doesn’t look real. I tried watching the show a long time ago and it left me feeling aggravated and unfulfilled. So when Hustler sent me the porn parody version, I was ready for a viewing.
This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX follows the PAPS Team (Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society) as they hunt down and bust some ghosts in 4 different locations. You’re treated to 5 long, juicy sex scenes consisting of blow jobs, gagging blow jobs, female masturbation, pussy eating, vaginal sex and anal sex. So you’ve got the regular gambit of stuff. All sex is hetero (1 male and 1 female) unfortunately no hot chicks getting it on in this one.
I thought the sex scenes became quite formulaic after a while.
Basically, paranormal activity is found in each location and the locations are pretty amusing. In order to get rid of the spirits the “damsels in distress” have to have an orgasm and have sex with the ghost hunters. Heheheheheehehe The way some of them get into sex is kind of silly and even clever so you just go right into it with them. My reviewer mind caught on to the similarities after a while and on my first viewing, I started fast forwarding some of the scenes at the end. It wasn’t until my 2nd viewing that I decided to give them a chance.
Each sex scene is quite long, there’s lots of sex to have sex or masturbate to. And most scenes come with some kind of dirty talk and things I will be quoting throughout this review. Those that have been reading my reviews for a while know how much I’m amused by the trash talking. Always have to pick out the lines that tickled me the most. 😉
Apparently I’m excited…
I’m finding that I’m excited by women in porn who have to quickly masturbate to orgasm before something terrible happens to them. This sounds strange, but stay with me for a moment. In Star Trek XXX, I got totally wet off the scene where the nurse became afflicted with a deadly virus had to masturbate to orgasm in order to cure herself. It was a really hot scene. Well, same thing here. Krissy, the Paps Assistant that was hired off of Craigslist, was laying on the bed in the first location next to a ghost. She had to quickly masturbate herself to orgasm in front of the ghost hunter in order for the ghost to go away. I found that part of the scene to be really hot; my panties got all wet! Plus I loved her talkie talk, “I can’t believe I’m doing this for a fucking ghost!”Krissy also had some other gems in that scene. While she’s fucking Anthony Rosano she says, “Make that fat dick fit, shove it in there!” Hehehehehehehe
My favorite scene overall
Second scene with Mr. Peter and Victoria White, her house is haunted and he’s the ghost hunter that gets to go in and check things out. At one point they visit the bathroom and he asks her the following: “I’m gonna have to ask you something, it’s a little awkward, but we’ll get through it. I’m gonna have to have you sit down and take a piss.” Love it! So she does, and then starts to masturbate on the toilet. While I would not do this myself with a lover, I found it to be different, amusing and arousing all in one. The dialogue with them during sex and out of sex is to me the best and most amusing. So this scene is my overall favorite.
Even thought the sex scenes became formulaic…
I really enjoyed the non-sex, story scenes. It’s well written, lots of clever lines and the actors are a perfect fit in their parts. Krissy Lynn is playing the ditsy assistant who doesn’t really understand what the ghost hunters are doing and doesn’t really care either. She plays the part well, she made laugh out loud with some of her lines. Even Anthony Rosano, the head ghost hunter, was the perfect combination of being serious about his work, creepy attracted to the clients and willing to get some sex whenever he could. In the last scene, Sindee Jennings gets a ghost in her pussy and it turns her into a sexually possessed nympho that can’t get enough. She was quite convincing in her part too. So I’m glad I watched this movie a 2nd time all the way through.
Brett Rockman has a huge cock
Gotta give him credit, his cock is quite large, but a bit strange too. I know I shouldn’t talk trash about anyone’s genitals but in his scene, I couldn’t stop staring at it. First of all, it looks like it’s very heavy, when he’s got an erection, it just hangs down like there’s no way it’s going to salute you. Then there’s this bulbous area at the bottom of the shaft where the penis connects with the balls. The balls are actually underneath this bulbous area. I know that like vaginas, penises come in all shapes and sizes, but I was absolutely mesmerized by his cock and I say this with all due respect. I mean no ill will here. When I’m watching porn, I want to see sexy, different, fun, and unique. Show me something, anything I haven’t seen before and as long as I’m not disgusted, I’m a happy camper.
Minor point but I’ll share
I really enjoyed the fact that the 2 of the actresses in this movie, Krissy Lynn & Victoria White have short hair cuts. Their hair was so well styled, I hope it wasn’t a wig, but the cuts looked so good on both of them. It was so refreshing to see short hair on a porn star. It was different and I was digging it!
This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX is a fun porn!
The sex scenes had some fun and hot moments. The script is well-written, clever and a very enjoyable parody of a ridiculous show that actually exists. While the women are attractive, this movie loses some points because the guys, as a group, were not as attractive as others I’ve seen in movies. But overall, I enjoyed this movie and will probably toss it in the DVD player again when I want something fun and sexy to watch. Whether you want to get off on some good sex scenes or laugh with a bunch of friends at a playful porn flick or to play during your naughty Halloween Party, This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX is a good DVD to add to your collection and it’s only $22.00. I may add this to my que for Porn and Brownies Night.
- Studio: Hustler
- Director: S. Wayne
- Starring: Sindee Jennings, Krissy Lynn, Kiara Diane, Victoria White, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Anthony Rosano, Kris Slater
- Running Time: Approx. 2 hours
- Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers
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